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Wives Demotivational Poster


PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M


TAGS: duct ***e nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct ***e is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't f*** it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, f*** it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....


WIVES - loveless, farting, blaming, yelling, lying, nagging, cheating, divorcing, hateful things


TAGS: women wives
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by motinet

BoneCD - November 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Funny....my wife always blamed my friends
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
Because it makes them about 90% accurate.
aesop's folly - November 27, 2009, 4:37 pm
why do wives always blame their husband?
motifake - November 27, 2009, 3:51 pm

Im having fun with google today :)


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




SURVIVAL - The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off!




Time Relativity -


TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


POLYGAMY - Never having to settle for second best.


TAGS: poligamists wives sects
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

AcidRain - July 30, 2012, 5:58 pm
Look at his face. This is a Weekend at Bernie's movie if I ever saw one. He died from bedtime gossip torture.


The Little Woman -




REAL HOUSEWIVES -




YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You have more wives than teeth


TAGS: terrorist wives teeth
Rating: 3.09/5

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God - June 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
d***, that's a sweet lookin' grill.


BOXING DAY -




A Helping Hand -


TAGS: husbands wives admitting erred
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:55 pm
Phew, glad you said a woman's deepest thoughts. Mine, they wouldn't be allowed to approve here. Thanks for the vote hun.
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 8:47 am
More insight into a woman's deepest thoughts by Prissy! 5L (what else would be more fitting?)
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks mao!
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm
Oh Papa, c'mon. I always imagine you wearing the pants in your castle. And the missus wears the pants in your house...bahaha.
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:50 pm
Thanks Greeny. I'm not right often, but when I am look out...teehee.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Good One 5L.
PapaFox - July 3, 2013, 7:18 am
OH so true! :-D
Greeny - July 3, 2013, 6:07 am
Hit it with a Nail Gun & 150psi in the compressor Miss P!


White Magic -


TAGS: ugly wives changed beautiful ignorant
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 1, 2013, 12:45 pm
s-o-o-o-o-o, when did they discover alcohol?
chickenlittle - December 1, 2013, 10:50 am
I had to google that, very interesting!


READING BETWEEN THE LINES -


TAGS: hey wives do it
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:45 am
5 ml her times
BoneCD - November 30, 2010, 1:40 am
It's the kind of questioning I get after my wife takes a note for me...
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 1:37 am
5L. Communication is key...stone.


Marriage -




The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus -




MOMMY'S LITTLE HELPER -


TAGS: valium dads danger child wives
Rating: 4.25/5

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crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:09 pm
nice debut Sam =)


HEAD INJURIES -


TAGS: head injuries sleep wives tale autumnspirit
Rating: 4.08/5

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5150monkeylove - January 23, 2011, 11:34 pm
OOPS! May your slave editor be forced to do your bidding on a moments notice in infinitum.
autumnspirit - January 23, 2011, 11:30 pm
If only I could spell lol Tendencies! d*** it! (my editor is fired!)


A WIFE? - Murderer, killer, terrorist, evil, wicked... playa.




HOUSEWIVES -


TAGS: while the boys are away the wives will play
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:54 pm
Ed...we just want to know what days you're not going home early, k.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:24 am
So that's what my wife does all day. I'm going home early!


GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEMS -




Business Class -


TAGS: businessmen airplane trips tickets wives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 11, 2015, 11:41 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:27 am
excellent
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:55 am
Your wife's letter is in the mail, just like the cheque you better be writing to cushion the blow lol
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:53 am
Why yes they did Jesus! But they are at the very back of economy seating...teehee.
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:03 pm
oh
JesusWept - February 8, 2015, 7:58 pm
And then Canada Air introduced a package for divorced men? L L L L L


Wedded Bliss -


TAGS: marriage men beliefs nymphomaniacs wives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:26 pm
Ah...you speak from experience! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:36 am
...unless you're both redheads! Then you've got two maniacs, nympho included! 5 laughing, rolling lions!
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:44 pm
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - March 14, 2015, 5:59 am
100% 5er very funny
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 1:11 am
Wow, watch your language 'sod...teehee!
Oldsod - March 13, 2015, 9:55 pm
I think this has replaced "I'll thank you not to drag your b*** across my grave" as my epi***h.


Bullying -


TAGS: husbands wives chores bullying calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 3:21 pm
...'cern, I'd say by your posters your wife has already done a very good job lmao
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:39 am
Priss, Thank you, your poster has made me realize how grateful i should be to my wife


Roundabout -


TAGS: humor man wives corners earth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Yep, agreed. Still hoping.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:28 am
Most men STILL haven't figured this out!
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 9:18 pm
tyvm. Done'r.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 3:04 pm
We'd love to have this one over at Religifake as well.5L


Rednecks -


TAGS: rednecks theories wives dishwasher loaded
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 5:40 pm
Umm....no idea what you mean *hiccup*
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
OMG! Even Jesus himself is powerless over the great Motifake! Thanks for the 2nd effort at the 5's appreciate it. Now where's that water I sent to be changed into wine....
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks concern, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. Creative, maybe. Clever...? Teehee.
concern3 - November 12, 2014, 4:57 am
Very funny Miss priss. You have a very clever and creative mind. I enjoy your poster
JesusWept - November 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
Hmm. Looks like my vote got lost during the server migration so here we go again: L L L L L


SNAPPED -


TAGS: oxygen wgw snapped wiveswithknives horrorfortheholidays
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - January 25, 2017, 8:44 am
Black don't crack
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2016, 7:04 pm
^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.


Complete Physical -




Hareem -


TAGS: islam muslim wives women polygamy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

MissPriss - March 3, 2016, 1:48 pm
What happens when you get through the 72...not virgins anymore huh dumbass...teehee.
Pushkin - March 3, 2016, 11:11 am
Very funny. And you're quite right. But sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. At least he's almost a**ured to die in one of his beds.
concern3 - March 3, 2016, 7:09 am
multiply wives sounds like another grisly matter


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